Funny birthday advices 

Ringing glasses, cake flies!
Champagne explodes!
A little headache,
Our celebration continues!
Hurry to the table, shout toast!
May all your dreams come true!
Let the lines of the first verse
Justified today! ©


Funny greetings

Your ears are burning now!
On your birthday from the heart
We have them kick you in a hurry,
Not yet sat down to drink and eat.
The older you are - stronger ears!
May many more years to hear them
From good, loving friends
Confessions, toast and speech! ©


Everything is possible in birthday-
Without any "no" and "but":
Crocodile by helicopter
Per kilogram popsicle
Arrive, greeting, loud
The harmonica sing:
"Happy Bezdey, my good!"
And handed a huge cake! ©


I wish you a birthday,
Attention of your friends!
That together - the rink, theater,
In cinema, tennis and a museum!
Life to be - well, just super!
There were stories and flowers!
And you were the queen,
Mistress of his fate! ©


Holidays are different,
Someone ugly,
Drink up the sea ... ...
In kanalizionny runoff.
But we all chiki-bunches,
We rest without boredom
Happy birthday to you,
Congratulate all friends ... and I do! ©


Happy birthday to congratulate
And the list of benefits desired:
So you got a thought!
To become a new Russian!
Surpassed Bill Gates,
Dachku celebrated in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet! ©


Happy birthday congratulations
And I wish to live a hundred years,
Husband to let you prepare
Dinner, breakfast and lunch.
Cleaning and laundry,
And when football goes,
TV turns off
And in the movie leads you. ©


Happy Birthday! Yet in this hour
Finally came to congratulate you -
This verse to you, and in it - about us ...
All sought, what would it correct.
I would like to have more meetings,
That every day, the dream of nurturing,
Do you remember that warm evening
And once won the lottery! ©


I would like to give you money:
They say that is so fashionable and better ...
But the fate of you on your birthday
Congratulations virtual listen.
I would like to give you the roses
With fragrant white and pink juice
Only here will be tormented by the question:
Do not crumble in the salad inadvertently.
I would like to give you happiness
What's so simple in the store can not buy.
Only if all too often to be born,
That's where it will be stored?
So, Just give inspiration,
Which significantly increases the IQ,
To grip, and of love, and patience!
What else to give - I do not know ... ©


C Happy Birthday! Happy jam!
This day is come!
Cool, cool mood
Be sure to let them be!
For life seemed sweet
But not cloyingly nasty
Delicious, delicious chocolate
'll Give you my love.
Sweetness to work
Every day you captivated,
And my concern
Never bored.
So that was a lot of jam,
For guests often are,
To such a sweet
All wildly loved. ©