Vulgar Happy New Year 

On this New Year's holiday
I wish you:
Let celebrate today
What you dream!
Come get the guy
Of your fantasies!
And at night you give
Real holiday! ©


Upcoming holiday - New Year!
Goose in the oven, cut salads!
And, swaying slightly, the house will
Santa Claus is slightly screwy!
Let cotton wool beard -
This will not spoil the holiday at all!
Importantly - for your house
May it bring happiness and love! ©


New Year's at the door!
Desire Make a hurry!
Let the girls, you have a lot of them -
Those that are more expensive choice!
No guessing cars, cottages,
Young athletes a full house -
Make a simple, though not macho
But with a large and thick wallet ...! ©


Happy New Year!
And I wish that there was ...
In the garage for the garden
Truck full of money!
The girls gave ...
Discount store!
The body hugging ...
Chair in a limo! ©


Knocked at the door of the new year!
And brightly lit garlands!
Santa Claus is fun in the house
In the form of packaged gifts!
Suppose you got it, too, in the night
With his granddaughter congratulate!
And then goes away from home,
Snow White And you leave! ©


Happy New Year congratulations!
Let the whole year ahead,
One of whom dream of dreams,
Suddenly you will live!
And then, I know
Or you'll be happy,
Or, (anything can happen)
Sharp change of dreams! ©


Happy New Year, my friend! I wish
To a magic night for you,
Looked unearthly beauty,
Obeying owner-match!
Let it Snow Maiden caresses
Your body love earth!
And in the morning though not melt
And be obedient wife! ©


Happy New Year, dear friend!
Let to you in the New Year's Eve
The house will come, hiding from the blizzard,
The one who will not drive you away!
He will look sexy
Young athletic torso!
Brash, charismatic, brutal,
So cute ... Santa Claus! ©