Funny congratulations Valentine 

Comic from February 14

Favorite, congratulations Happy Valentine's me!
You know how much I love you ... I want you!
You under the covers today will wait
There will gently passionate you I kiss ...
But ask, but then, in his underpants to me not to go,
In my bed, a strict dress code today is! ©


Were you aware of what rubbish
For you, I picked up these lines,
Certainly without any persuasion
Score? Had I once this madrigal -
I vayayu not write pictures
And with the music, I confess, not friends,
Still, with Valentine's Day
I hasten to congratulate you desperately! ©


Must be complete idiot
Must be an idiot:
On Valentine's Day
Congratulate you forget! ..
Okay, that's enough! That's it! As you were!
Because a year ago
Who forgot to congratulate me?
So I'm not guilty! ©


Today is Valentine's Day!
Remembered the evening, almost missed!
He jumped up, ran to the store by a bullet.
Slipped three times, two - down!
And here I stand with a broken nose at the door,
Clutching a valentine broken arm.
Darling, I want to tell you so much,
By pressing his cheek slightly swollen lip! ©


Thick angels Johnny and Bob
With bows were on the hunt.
"Valentine's Day - a day trophy!
It is easy to work! .. "
By evening bulging quiver
Each slowly drained.
Hundreds of happy boys and girls -
Angels do not have to! ©


You're beautiful, very, very much!
You come to me at night ...
It is a pity that it is only a dream.
And whom do you love?
Valentine's Day
I'm like a hurricane "Katrina"
Knocking down all the way,
In your life dare enter! ©


You do not relax in the cold!
Right now I tell you:
Yes, go into your nightly dreams
But in the morning immediately go out,
Even on Valentine's Day!
You're not my taste, forgive me;
So, dear man,
You lip until the sunset!
Perhaps, in time, once
I still want something,
But while I am lost in the exact date ...
Yes, do not worry, dear! I'm kidding! ©


What makes you angry, my dear?
What, in fact, pricks?
After all, does not lead me to another!
And the third is not needed,
And on the fourth I think,
And fifth, I do not suffer ...
Happy Valentine's to make you sour,
You're my only one! ©


I know exactly what you want ...
Dry lips, and breathe hot.
In Valentine's Day, perhaps at night,
Gutted a great gift.
And nervous hands will find the touch
What would deprive willpower clearly:
Among clothes, trinkets other
Your favorite candy box! ©